Well, a little more about me :) Currently stuck in a teaching job in the middle of no where. Actually it is the middle of somewhere, a typical poor city with loads of Hispanics. Don't know anyone here and sometimes the boredom of a single life can be a real killer! Most of my days are spent slaving away at work with "precious" 21 little third graders. Each with his or her own personality and needs.

I am mom/dad, therapist, nurse, entertainer, mediator, counselor, judge, jury and refferree. I teach. I am a secretary, phone operator, coordinator, rescuer, hair dresser, artist, and author. I teach. I am the one you call when your shoe lace is tangled, when your baby brother/sister/cat/dog/hamster chewed up your homework; I am the one you call when someone's head is stuck between a railing or when they are simply stuck underneath a desk. I am the bomb-squad detector and terrorist screener. I am a teacher. I sanitize your hands, find missing gloves, and tell Wohl to leave you alone for the umpteenth time. I am the spell checker, the help icon, and detective of missing lunch money. I am a teacher. I am the manager of messy desks and the lawyer drawing up contracts (I, Wohl, promise to keep my desk clean in exchange for chocolate!). I am the shop keeper who sells coupons "No Homework", "Teacher's Assistant", "Help the Librarain" simply so you will behave! I am the one who wipes tears, shakes dirty hands, tapes ripped paper, finds missing erasers, and tells you "What an awesome job!" even when you wrote two miserable lines all day. I am a teacher :)